Population | 9.977 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of Jesus Falls is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 9.977 billion Jesus Fallsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Jesus Fallsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,423 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Falls's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Jesus Falls is ranked 293,592nd in the world and 293rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jesus Falls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Jesus Falls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Jesus Falls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Jesus Falls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Falls, large sections of Jesus Falls have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.