Population | 10.64 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | zombie |
The Holy Blue Republic of Jesus Poops is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.64 billion Jesus Poopsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 33.2%.
The powerhouse Jesus Poopsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,540 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Students abandon classrooms for online education, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Poops's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Jesus Poops is ranked 88,430th in the world and 68th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.9249482256 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.