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Nudest: 7,724thMost Armed: 13,361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,505th
The Holy Blue Republic of
Father Knows Best State
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Jesus Poops

Population10.64 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
Animalzombie

The Holy Blue Republic of Jesus Poops is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.64 billion Jesus Poopsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 33.2%.

The powerhouse Jesus Poopsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,540 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Poops's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Jesus Poops is ranked 88,430th in the world and 68th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.9249482256 days.

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Nudest: 7,724thMost Armed: 13,361stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,505thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,085thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,236thLargest Black Market: 21,713thHighest Economic Output: 25,213thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,694thMost Patriotic: 26,433rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,482nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Jesus Poops, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
  • : Jesus Poops was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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