Population | 10.491 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | zombie |
The Holy Christmas Republic of Jesus Rises is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.491 billion Jesus Risesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jesus Risesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,942 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jesus Rises's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Jesus Rises is ranked 73,439th in the world and 1st in Your Mother for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.57 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Jesus Rises's influence in Your Mother rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Jesus Rises's influence in Your Mother rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Jesus Rises was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Rises, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.