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Most Secular: 6,924thLargest Mining Sector: 8,075thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,315th
The Holy Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Jesus Sings

Population10.41 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
Animalzombie

The Holy Republic of Jesus Sings is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.41 billion Jesus Singsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jesus Singsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,268 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Emperor Wuff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Sings's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Jesus Sings is ranked 39,826th in the world and 63rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.63 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 6,924thLargest Mining Sector: 8,075thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,315thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,073rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,009thMost Developed: 25,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,563rdHighest Economic Output: 25,593rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 16th in the region

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