Population | 10.41 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | zombie |
The Holy Republic of Jesus Sings is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.41 billion Jesus Singsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jesus Singsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,268 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Emperor Wuff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Sings's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Jesus Sings is ranked 39,826th in the world and 63rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Sings, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Emperor Wuff.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Sings, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Sings, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Sings, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Jesus Sings, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
- : Jesus Sings was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Pototo of Pototo City, curing 1 million infected.
- : Jesus Sings was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of A gas company, curing 1 million infected.
- : Jesus Sings was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Diplomatically Immune State of America the Greater, curing 1 million infected.
- : Jesus Sings was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Pototo of Pototo City, curing 1 million infected.
- : Jesus Sings was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of A gas company, curing 1 million infected.