Population | 3.787 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | NPS |
The Republic of Jimmy Carter NHP is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.787 billion Jimmy Carter NHPians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jimmy Carter NHPian economy, worth 505 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,397 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bicyclists are banned from major roads, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Carter NHP's national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jimmy Carter NHP is ranked 12,542nd in the world and 216th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 10,788.95 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jimmy Carter NHP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
- : Jimmy Carter NHP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Most Subsidized Industry.