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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,739thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,907th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Managed by the National Park Service
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Jimmy Carter NHP

Population3.787 billion

Currencydollar
AnimalNPS

The Republic of Jimmy Carter NHP is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.787 billion Jimmy Carter NHPians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jimmy Carter NHPian economy, worth 505 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,397 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmy Carter NHP's national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jimmy Carter NHP is ranked 12,542nd in the world and 216th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 10,788.95 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,739thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,907thMost Devout: 9,064thFattest Citizens: 10,231stLargest Mining Sector: 12,542ndNudest: 14,335thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,532ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,225thMost Cultured: 19,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,055thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,178thMost Pacifist: 25,627thLargest Governments: 25,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,711thLargest Retail Industry: 26,171stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,426thMost Developed: 30,253rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 216th in the regionMost Devout: 239th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 262nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 358th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 380th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 399th in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 420th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 448th in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 553rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 575th in the regionMost Pacifist: 596th in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 628th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jimmy Carter NHP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimmy Carter NHP, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Jimmy Carter NHP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Most Subsidized Industry.

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