The Northern Empire of Jixdelistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor jixdl with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.83 billion Jixdelistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xinst. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jixdelistanian economy, worth 200 trillion Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,742 Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Xinst make great practice for foreign snipers, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jixdelistan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Jixdelistan is ranked 28,959^th in the world and 9^th in The Fallout Wasteland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,803.14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.