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Most Influential: 1,395thRudest Citizens: 2,416thLargest Retail Industry: 3,518th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Enjoy life and freedom, but serve the country.
JP Valenzuela
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.206 billion

LeaderJP Valenzuela


The Federal Republic of JMingozela is a massive, safe nation, ruled by JP Valenzuela with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.206 billion JMingozelans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenzuela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient JMingozelan economy, worth 157 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,522 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,881 per year while the poor average 32,396, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. JMingozela's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JMingozela is ranked 96,900th in the world and 3,702nd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.71 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,395thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,416thLargest Retail Industry: 3,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,020thFattest Citizens: 8,331stMost Secular: 8,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,205thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,512thHighest Average Incomes: 18,635thSmartest Citizens: 20,641st
Rudest Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 180th in the regionFattest Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 373rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 419th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 536th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 548th in the regionMost Influential: 577th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 731st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 739th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 771st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 781st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 867th in the region

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