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Largest Mining Sector: 4,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,655thNudest: 5,621st
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Joao 3005

Population1.11 billion

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The Federal Republic of Joao 3005 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.11 billion Joao 3005ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joao 3005ian economy, worth 128 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,708 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and criminals are thrown to the lions to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joao 3005's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Joao 3005 is ranked 85,227th in the world and 3,214th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,488.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,655thNudest: 5,621stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,435thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,646thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,376thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,480thMost Cultured: 15,566thMost Developed: 17,608thMost Efficient Economies: 18,636thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,803rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 170th in the regionNudest: 173rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionMost Cultured: 409th in the regionLargest Black Market: 462nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 577th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 580th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 660th in the regionLargest Governments: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 705th in the regionMost Inclusive: 808th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, criminals are thrown to the lions to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Joao 3005 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, most mark coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Following new legislation in Joao 3005, Joao 3005ians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.

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