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Largest Retail Industry: 4,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,384th
The Incorporated States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If it ain't broke fix it, then fix it again.
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Johnstonsonstonsonland

Population11.831 billion

CapitalFengTown
LeaderKing Larry
FaithLarry-ism

CurrencyAudit
AnimalDik-dik

The Incorporated States of Johnstonsonstonsonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.831 billion Johnstonsonstonsonlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FengTown. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Johnstonsonstonsonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion Audits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,222 Audits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnstonsonstonsonland's national animal is the Dik-dik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Larry-ism.

Johnstonsonstonsonland is ranked 17,509th in the world and 196th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,711.9201890926 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,384thMost Influential: 12,865thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,008thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,576thMost Stationary: 17,509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,486thHighest Economic Output: 21,537thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,202ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,971st
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Largest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 185th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 196th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLargest Populations: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 308th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 377th in the region

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