The Empire of JoJAA4 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.513 billion JoJAA4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The all-consuming JoJAA4ian economy, worth 853 trillion grgrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,236 grgrs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,704 per year while the poor average 20,723, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoJAA4's national animal is the grgrg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JoJAA4 is ranked 98,918^th in the world and 6^th in J o J for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66 law-abiding acts per hour.