The Empire of JoJAA5 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.397 billion JoJAA5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The powerhouse JoJAA5ian economy, worth 836 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,626 Sauces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,003 per year while the poor average 17,623, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoJAA5's national animal is the fefewfewfewfewfewf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

JoJAA5 is ranked 85,810^th in the world and 5^th in J o J for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.75 law-abiding acts per hour.