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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,517th Largest Mining Sector: 5,570th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,612th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Love Kid Boo and live well
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jojalandia

Population276 million

CapitalDravenlandia

Currencyjojacoins
AnimalGreat Dane

The Empire of Jojalandia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 276 million Jojalandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dravenlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The very strong Jojalandian economy, worth 24.1 trillion jojacoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,499 jojacoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Jojalandia can fix a leaky faucet, Jojalandia recently decided against having a capital city, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and chocolate in Jojalandia has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jojalandia's national animal is the Great Dane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jojalandia is ranked 152,270th in the world and 6,995th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 5.32 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,517thLargest Mining Sector: 5,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,612thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,412thMost Influential: 12,126thMost Authoritarian: 12,508thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,068thMost Conservative: 15,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,906th
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Largest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 260th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 370th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 453rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 474th in the regionMost Secular: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 513th in the regionMost Inclusive: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 599th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 620th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 637th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 659th in the region

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