The Communitarian Sophocracy of Jonbodia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brother Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.487 billion Jonbodians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sim Reap. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jonbodian economy, worth a remarkable 5,824 trillion handshakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 228,514 handshakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, supervisors in Jonbodia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Jonbodia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Jonbodia is ranked 281,604^th in the world and 2^nd in South Kak for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.