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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186thLargest Black Market: 445th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
With The Regime Or Die!!!
Kim Jong Un II
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jong Un

Population9.271 billion

CapitalThe City Of Forced Labour
LeaderKim Jong Un II
FaithThe Regime

CurrencyBitCoin
AnimalHomo-Sapien

The Oppressed Peoples of Jong Un is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.271 billion Supreme Leaders Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Forced Labour. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jong Unian economy, worth a remarkable 3,979 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 429,242 BitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, tens of thousands of Supreme Leaders Slaves rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jong Un, and parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jong Un's national animal is the Homo-Sapien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Regime.

Jong Un is ranked 3,629th in the world and 2nd in The Arctic for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 19,769.31 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186thLargest Black Market: 445thLargest Mining Sector: 446thLargest Insurance Industry: 491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 523rdHighest Average Incomes: 591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 621stMost Secular: 674thHighest Poor Incomes: 685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 714thMost Corrupt Governments: 844thMost Avoided: 845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,190thLowest Crime Rates: 1,214thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,014thLargest Governments: 2,069thMost Efficient Economies: 2,340thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,462ndHighest Economic Output: 2,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,313thLargest Retail Industry: 3,629thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,635thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,303rdRudest Citizens: 4,816thSmartest Citizens: 5,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,327thMost Influential: 10,425thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,743rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,331stMost Stationary: 15,500thHealthiest Citizens: 15,650thMost Developed: 17,427thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,924th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jong Un.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, tens of thousands of Supreme Leaders Slaves rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Homo-Sapiens and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Jong Un was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Jong Un, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.

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