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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stLargest Insurance Industry: 306th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
With The Regime Or Die!!!
Kim Jong Un II
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jong Un

Population14.19 billion

CapitalThe City Of Forced Labour
LeaderKim Jong Un II
FaithThe Regime

CurrencyBitCoin
AnimalHomo-Sapien

The Oppressed Peoples of Jong Un is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.19 billion Supreme Leaders Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of Forced Labour. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jong Unian economy, worth a remarkable 6,748 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 475,602 BitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jong Un's national animal is the Homo-Sapien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Regime.

Jong Un is ranked 249,912th in the world and 7,906th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 18.9863767376 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stLargest Insurance Industry: 306thLargest Black Market: 354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 386thLargest Mining Sector: 434thHighest Poor Incomes: 444thHighest Average Incomes: 562ndMost Secular: 820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,014thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,136thLowest Crime Rates: 1,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,267thHighest Economic Output: 1,939thLargest Governments: 2,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,424thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,100thMost Efficient Economies: 3,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,144thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,808thMost Avoided: 4,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,069thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,099thSmartest Citizens: 5,846thLargest Retail Industry: 5,882ndMost Conservative: 6,474thRudest Citizens: 7,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,236thMost Authoritarian: 12,474thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,945thHealthiest Citizens: 18,340thMost Developed: 19,618thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,046thLargest Populations: 28,622nd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionMost Conservative: 171st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 240th in the regionMost Avoided: 248th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 309th in the regionRudest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 358th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 479th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 733rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 747th in the regionMost Extreme: 757th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 884th in the regionLargest Populations: 903rd in the region

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