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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 456thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 619th
The Socialist Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Till Stjärnorna
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Jordkloden

Population15.288 billion

CapitalMidten
LeaderPrime Minister Samuel Thornwood

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElk

The Socialist Republic of Jordkloden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.288 billion Jords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midten. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jorden economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 178,358 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordkloden's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jordkloden is ranked 27,733rd in the world and 6th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 1,411.99713104348 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 456thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 619thMost Advanced Public Education: 647thLargest Welfare Programs: 670thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,120thMost Developed: 1,172ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,286thMost Pacifist: 1,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,399thHealthiest Citizens: 1,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,556thNicest Citizens: 1,631stSafest: 1,659thLowest Crime Rates: 1,801stLargest Governments: 1,804thMost Inclusive: 1,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,149thHighest Food Quality: 2,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,423rdBest Weather: 2,456thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,019thSmartest Citizens: 3,290thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,443rdMost Cultured: 3,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,700thHighest Economic Output: 8,241stMost Efficient Economies: 8,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,760thMost Secular: 13,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,620thHighest Average Incomes: 13,981stMost Income Equality: 14,626thTop
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Most Influential: 14,994thLargest Populations: 25,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,238thMost Stationary: 27,733rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.

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