Population | 15.288 billion |
Capital | Midten |
Leader | Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elk |
The Socialist Republic of Jordkloden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.288 billion Jords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midten. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jorden economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 178,358 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordkloden's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jordkloden is ranked 27,733rd in the world and 6th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 1,411.99713104348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Wyrdavia.