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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,487thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,690th
The United Voluntarist States of
Left-wing Utopia
ADVERSOM CENTRALIS INPERIUM
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Jotunland

Population31.159 billion

LeaderGrammaticus

Currencyaaltik
AnimalElkwylf

The United Voluntarist States of Jotunland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grammaticus with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 31.159 billion Jotunlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jotunlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion aaltiks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,409 aaltiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, bris parties are all the rage, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jotunland's national animal is the Elkwylf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jotunland is ranked 117,369th in the world and 2,059th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 313.87013245632 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,487thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,690thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,790thHighest Crime Rates: 2,795thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,614thLargest Populations: 3,892ndMost Armed: 3,972ndHighest Economic Output: 5,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,981stMost Cultured: 6,491stLargest Mining Sector: 7,218thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,744thSmartest Citizens: 9,361stMost Developed: 12,250thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,091stHighest Food Quality: 22,618thMost Politically Free: 24,874th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionMost Politically Free: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 161st in the regionMost Avoided: 182nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 194th in the regionMost Armed: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 296th in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 463rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 502nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 533rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 572nd in the regionMost Developed: 656th in the regionMost Extreme: 684th in the regionNudest: 886th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jotunland's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Jotunland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Jotunland's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Jotunland's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Jotunland was refounded in Balder.

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