The Armed Republic of Joundia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.018 billion Joundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Joundian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Mineral-Enriched Bodily Fluids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 227,221 Mineral-Enriched Bodily Fluids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Joundians believe manners maketh the leader, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is totally unknown. Joundia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joundia is ranked 7,896^th in the world and 282^nd in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 44.07 Bank.