The Armed Republic of Joundia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 7.845 billion Joundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Joundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion Mineral-Enriched Bodily Fluids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,363 Mineral-Enriched Bodily Fluids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Joundian democracy, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and sex changes are routinely performed at Joundia's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Joundia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joundia is ranked 123,583^rd in the world and 4,715^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 40 on the Rand Index.