by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Secular: 665thMost Influential: 741st
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
The State is a Magnificent Father
Saint Mahomes
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population7.519 billion

LeaderSaint Mahomes
FaithDiamond Hands

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.519 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,475 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diamond Hands.

Jovian Knights is ranked 196,194th in the world and 7,511th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.65 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Secular: 665thMost Influential: 741stSafest: 1,235thMost Pacifist: 1,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,497thMost Developed: 1,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,967thBest Weather: 2,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,038thLargest Governments: 2,186thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,351stTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,314thMost Inclusive: 3,513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,639thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,407thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,224thNicest Citizens: 5,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,013thHighest Average Incomes: 7,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,656thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,518th
Most Secular: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 235th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 256th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 407th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Populations: 867th in the region

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