|Leader||God Emperor Fauci|
The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.895 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,814 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials across Jovian Knights are being "encouraged" to adopt Taigas to set an example for the populace, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jovian Knights, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and God Emperor Fauci panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, God Emperor Fauci panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Jovian Knights.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, government officials across Jovian Knights are being "encouraged" to adopt Taigas to set an example for the populace.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
- : Jovian Knights voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Jovian Knights, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
- : Jovian Knights endorsed The Empire of Picairn.
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