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Most Devout: 1,105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,811thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,570th
The Monotheistic Religion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lol still can’t believe I got this nation name
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Judaism

Population14.222 billion

CapitalJerusalem
FaithJudaism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalCow

The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.222 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth a remarkable 2,244 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,800 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Judaism after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Judaism's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

Judaism is ranked 25,235th in the world and 7th in Israel for Most Stationary, with 1,456.0219153676 days.

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Most Devout: 1,105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,811thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,570thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,911thLargest Black Market: 5,100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,735thMost Primitive: 6,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,144thNudest: 7,329thLargest Mining Sector: 7,602ndFattest Citizens: 7,984thLargest Retail Industry: 9,668thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,380thHighest Economic Output: 10,548thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,235thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,035thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,385thMost Patriotic: 18,836thHighest Average Incomes: 19,460thLowest Crime Rates: 20,984thLargest Governments: 22,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,748thMost Influential: 24,107thMost Conservative: 24,295thMost Stationary: 25,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,158thLargest Populations: 28,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,441st
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Judaism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Judaism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Judaism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Judaism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Judaism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Judaism, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Judaism, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Judaism, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Judaism after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Judaism, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Judaism, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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