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Rudest Citizens: 822ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 908thHighest Crime Rates: 1,167th
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Peace and Justice
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Kachaland

Population4.319 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalunicorn

The Federal Republic of Kachaland is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.319 billion Kachalandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Kachalandian economy, worth 460 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 106,662 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,877 per year while the poor average 5,907, a ratio of 121 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kachaland's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kachaland is ranked 112,160th in the world and 4,770th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,213.3 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 822ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 908thHighest Crime Rates: 1,167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,274thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,465thFattest Citizens: 1,542ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,383rdHighest Drug Use: 2,428thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,960thMost Armed: 3,197thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,414thMost Avoided: 3,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,051stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,641stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,896thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,609thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 10,922ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,241stMost Politically Free: 11,868thMost Extreme: 12,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,464th
Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 81st in the regionTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionMost Politically Free: 101st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Extreme: 180th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 264th in the regionNudest: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 424th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 537th in the regionLargest Populations: 684th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 699th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 731st in the regionLargest Black Market: 765th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, the Top 5% for Most Extreme, and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, Most Pro-Market, and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Kachaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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