The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.154 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,893 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 384,299 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Empire of Conqerica.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Kaigi endorsed The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of Amerika.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of Amerika.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
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