by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population35.434 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.434 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,364 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 377,174 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 3,800th in the world and 85th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9,092.25 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 225thMost Inclusive: 225thHighest Economic Output: 225thLargest Publishing Industry: 231stMost Cultured: 322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 328thMost Corrupt Governments: 392ndMost Stationary: 562ndLargest Governments: 749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850thLargest Populations: 874thHighest Average Incomes: 938thMost Devout: 1,126thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,385thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,660thMost Influential: 1,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,683rdMost Developed: 1,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,828thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,204thSmartest Citizens: 3,372ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,800thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,924thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,536thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,777thMost Income Equality: 18,194th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 327th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 571st in the regionNudest: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, recognizing the Kaigian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, edutainment video games are taking Kaigi's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Dictatorship of Rawdank.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 133 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, and 83 others.The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Yossito II, Mays Austrian Nation, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, Pastellene, A mean old man, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Modra, Kosmanza, Oofery, Nevertopia, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Samaltak True, Yelkinam, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Rawdank, and Flying Snow.

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