The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.625 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,148 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 386,302 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Kaigi endorsed The People's Republic of Dermsie area.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The People's Republic of Dermsie area.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
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