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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 5th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kaigi

Population32.273 billion

CapitalBowerstone
LeaderLord Blake
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFlabbergast
AnimalSharktopus

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 32.273 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 11,127 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 344,799 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 2,099th in the world and 38th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,073.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 45thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Pacifist: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 153rdHighest Economic Output: 247thMost Inclusive: 281stLowest Crime Rates: 284thMost Corrupt Governments: 417thLargest Publishing Industry: 436thHighest Poor Incomes: 467thMost Cultured: 527thMost Stationary: 614thLargest Populations: 916thHighest Average Incomes: 957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 969thMost Devout: 1,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,225thLargest Governments: 1,277thMost Influential: 1,355thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,600thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,099thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,517thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,393rd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 216th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 397th in the regionMost Developed: 515th in the regionNudest: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Kaigi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Darkesia".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Confluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Amselheim, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Dremaur, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Envisa, Aeneas Prime, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Illen Falis, Xhaco, Harapan, Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, and 91 others.Aristortia, Euricanis, Sicilla, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Airrajul, Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Alkintare, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Morkuldin, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Binghamton University, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, British Calradia, United China Nation, Merlovich, Birdbow, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, Bons Boofer, New Arion Pean, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, Midwestern States of USA, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Davelands, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, TheRuthenians, Splena, Bullpups, Eastern Wyveil Strait, PIDLE, Superior Indonesia, Federated States of Zootron, Arpino, Gratefuland, Qyrym, The United Asian Republics, The Holy Utopian Republic, Statele din Roma, Taya Dust, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Walkerfort, Pekweng, The Redundant Republic of Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Kobraland, Mystic Forest, and The Angel of Charity.

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