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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population34.988 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.988 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,017 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 372,044 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lord Blake's portrait, a government program is underway to revitalize Kaigi's beaches, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 174,724th in the world and 6,826th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -70.67 on the Rand Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 88thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 176thMost Inclusive: 215thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 237thHighest Poor Incomes: 256thLargest Gambling Industry: 321stMost Cultured: 332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 389thMost Stationary: 558thLargest Governments: 830thLargest Populations: 873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 896thHighest Average Incomes: 959thMost Devout: 1,022ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,449thMost Influential: 1,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,960thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,119thMost Developed: 3,293rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,767thSmartest Citizens: 4,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,873rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,976th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a government program is underway to revitalize Kaigi's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lord Blake's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, and 115 others.Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Australinea, Fellon, XK-Class, Trulu, Tretrid, Quartzland, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Wallenburg, Coruh, East Shire, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, Acronis, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Virgoliaendorses, Barfleur, Peoples Republic of GG, Sokala, RealDealGG1, Roissyland, Aivintis, Khadah, Eudinity, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Jakubonia, Yossito II, Woodsind, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, CheeseBurrito, La Floride, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, Flench, Layngderfleethe, Pastellene, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Calmarya, Quail Empire, Philville2, A mean old man, Iove, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Chriona, and Survivoristan.

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