by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 8th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population36.154 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.154 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,893 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 384,299 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 1,286th in the world and 32nd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 8,781.84 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 8thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Pacifist: 95thMost Rebellious Youth: 99thMost Efficient Economies: 145thLowest Crime Rates: 149thMost Inclusive: 204thLargest Publishing Industry: 208thHighest Economic Output: 211thHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdMost Cultured: 285thLargest Gambling Industry: 339thMost Corrupt Governments: 398thMost Developed: 415thMost Stationary: 535thLargest Governments: 708thLargest Populations: 863rdHighest Average Incomes: 898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 942ndMost Devout: 1,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,580thMost Influential: 1,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,829thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,362ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,506th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 236th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 268th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 637th in the regionNudest: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Empire of Conqerica.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of Amerika.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of Amerika.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 145 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Riveraland, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, and 95 others.Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Liberstankonia, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Tawuse, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Ripsylvania, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Belora Gyles, Mays Austrian Nation, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, A mean old man, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Horn of Havenkaap, Samaltak True, Yelkinam, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Gunov, Forro Islands, Tissandra, New Bobby, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Oofery, Coruh, Markhor, Sunsistan, Greater Frost, Dravida India, South Azerbijan, Nevertopia, Acronis, Wallenburg, Lanwa, FreedomIand, Ribanzi, Debluu, EHTYCSCYTHE, Zeiberland, Hellod Immury, Arunika, Ankras, Cacnesia, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Dannemarie, Biingus, Rabarbarys, Empire of Dabiristan, Aoba-Johsai, Vogar, Radmir, BTProductions, Aeoliah, Cellar Doors, United Socialist States of Amerika, and Conqerica.

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