The United Kingdom of Kakorinfu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nori Chuu Tetemuri with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.731 billion Kyakurese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenshukaku. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kyakurese economy, worth 281 trillion Omes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,555 Omes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport security is provided by private companies, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakorinfu's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Batsuteism.

Kakorinfu is ranked 27,664^th in the world and 349^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.16 law-abiding acts per hour.