The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.943 billion Kalaratrianis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 680 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,638 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and the price of freedom is about half a million Kelantanese dinars. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 41,371^st in the world and 1,227^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,376.14 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.