The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.485 billion Kalaratrianis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 791 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,411 Kelantanese dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, and pros are the new cons. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 154,799^th in the world and 2,727^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 116 billion Standard Monetary Units.