The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.578 billion Kalaratrianis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 582 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,717 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 7,382^nd in the world and 200^th in The East Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 31,650.88 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.