by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 1,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,692ndMost Influential: 1,805th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓭𝓾𝓶 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓽
Stjepan Filipović
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.578 billion

LeaderStjepan Filipović

CurrencyKelantanese dinar

The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.578 billion Kalaratrianis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 582 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,717 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 7,382nd in the world and 200th in The East Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 31,650.88 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 1,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,692ndMost Influential: 1,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,142ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,356thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,191stMost Developed: 3,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,824thSmartest Citizens: 3,972ndMost Pacifist: 4,330thMost Cultured: 4,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,915thMost Secular: 5,191stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,350thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,321stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,761stLargest Governments: 7,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,067thLowest Crime Rates: 8,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,046thRudest Citizens: 10,188thMost Efficient Economies: 10,431stHighest Average Incomes: 11,007thTop
Best Weather: 11,896thSafest: 12,118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,291stHighest Drug Use: 16,827th
Largest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Pacifist: 160th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 184th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 200th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 225th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 236th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 243rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionBest Weather: 389th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 404th in the regionSafest: 406th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 435th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 449th in the regionMost Stationary: 515th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 808th in the regionMost Politically Free: 818th in the regionLargest Populations: 822nd in the regionNudest: 869th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalaratri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Rawdank.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Kalaratrianian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 133 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Axdel, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Mundiferrum, Goodnamesarerare, Wiranath, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lanagon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Unger under over, Am Echad, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Adolanta, Kilkire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kagorg Bra Corna, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kucia, Elejamie, The Empire of Rijelv, Kangarawa, Propwash, Sansangra, Cameronia Excellentia, Urimel, Freedom Fascists, Wizardonia, Talitoa, ReeK, Dragonia, CopyCato, Kaigi, Harro Waarudho, The United Neo American Union, Bytes, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Almighty Country, Kriov, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lyontisia, Endertopias, and 83 others.Impia Aghte, Libertanny, Enlil, Slys Paws, Galve, Styklelilere, Liberstankonia, Blobbo, Bakaworld, Hokolokia, Davinhia, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Eagas, La xinga, Marrabuk, Matdor, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, Martonica, Ridann, Grossvietnam, United China Nation, Chria Deau, Evrigenis, Headpat Central, Tshana, Iodinia, North Insomnia, Kelsyth, Rainbow Vests, Akorial, Abtracnt, Amjedia, Rhealaliit, Narinoland, Joundia, Euricanis, New Leganes, Merlovich, Zukchiva, The Militarius Imperium, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Staynes, Cellar Doors, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Khadah, Distro-Spartica, Sovietsoyuz, Azureano, Adioration, Litodor, Monezambique, A mean old man, BuciLand, Edmontia, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Rokaku, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Ephem, Wapl, Modra, Oofery, Azakhuland, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Oerkar, Asendavia, and Rawdank.

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