The Free Land of Kalaratri is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 696 million Kalaratrianis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenophon. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kalaratrianian economy, worth 57.7 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 82,893 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalaratri is ranked 23,320^th in the world and 716^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 43.34 Atheism Rate.