The Federal States of Kamanica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Newhouse with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.33 billion KaManis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Chambers. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The very strong KaManic economy, worth 135 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,173 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, some say John Newhouse has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamanica's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sempiternalism.

Kamanica is ranked 130,826^th in the world and 6,287^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.66 law-abiding acts per hour.