by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 838thMost Influential: 1,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,332nd
The Oceanic Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State
Great empires are not maintained by timidity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.174 billion

CapitalNeptune City
LeaderKamehameha VI

Animalkiller whale

The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.174 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 860 trillion kapoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,349 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 55,359th in the world and 1,208th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.17 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 838thMost Influential: 1,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,332ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,450thBest Weather: 2,841stMost Cultured: 2,883rdMost Inclusive: 3,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,428thMost Developed: 3,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,985thSmartest Citizens: 4,070thHealthiest Citizens: 4,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,318thNicest Citizens: 4,411thMost Pacifist: 4,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,113thLowest Crime Rates: 5,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,157thLargest Governments: 6,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,661stSafest: 7,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,568thHighest Average Incomes: 11,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,250thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,289thMost Secular: 16,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,733rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,982ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,073rdHighest Economic Output: 21,984thHighest Drug Use: 23,652nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionMost Inclusive: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 220th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 241st in the regionNicest Citizens: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionMost Pacifist: 285th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 293rd in the regionLargest Governments: 347th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 441st in the regionSafest: 445th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 554th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 568th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 613th in the regionNudest: 641st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 676th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 715th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 806th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 835th in the regionRudest Citizens: 844th in the regionMost Secular: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
  • : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
  • : Kamohoalii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Kamohoalii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 211 » Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, Hamerica, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Empy, Great Bights Mum, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Corfad, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Wineclaw, Territorio di Nessuno, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Guer Aike, Shadowrik, Loutsland, The Endless Eventide, Seenvorland, Notyoutopia, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, 1 very fast endotarter, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Siwale, Daiz, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Clan Spaniel, Xagill, Glurponia, Ravendi, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Lakemba, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, Holy Oranz, Noesantara, and 161 others.Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Kranostav, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Iron Lions, Varola, Zecit, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Pleroma Sans Romans, Korovan Isles, Ver Testua, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Joodey, Sikol, Timothea, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Bengal Empir, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Madjack, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Eywaan, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Unsophisticate, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Godwanna, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, PEG, DIMAnism, Pasargad, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Pleiads, East Akra, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Liminyj, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Orado, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Strongwill, Freyford, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Ellbonnia, Figyjharli, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wapistan, Travislavania, Svenskan, Dangine, Kromi, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Mon Island, Defense For The World Assembly, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Britle, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Erisoria, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Perikuresu, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Nova Arcania, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Tibus Heth, Venicea, The Blazeland Administration, Nimarya, Pazair, Tringapore, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, Rising Sakura, TyGerria, and Teothopia.

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