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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 507th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State
Blut, Eisen, und Ehre
Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population6.892 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Gemütlich the Joyous

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Gemütlich the Joyous with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.892 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 337,318 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the official Kampf Empirean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 227,577th in the world and 7,463rd in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 61 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 507thHighest Poor Incomes: 804thMost Armed: 989thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,384thHighest Average Incomes: 1,441stMost Secular: 1,600thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,697thLargest Governments: 1,714thLargest Black Market: 1,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,761stMost Influential: 2,007thSmartest Citizens: 2,449thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,469thMost Developed: 2,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,484thMost Efficient Economies: 2,534thMost Cultured: 2,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,792ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,984thRudest Citizens: 3,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,931stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,024thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,172ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,536thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,567thMost Inclusive: 4,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,869thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,908thLowest Crime Rates: 6,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,322ndHighest Economic Output: 6,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,976thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,381st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 281st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 360th in the regionLargest Populations: 367th in the regionNudest: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 403rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 777th in the region

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