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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529th
The Heiliger Eisenstaat of
Father Knows Best State
Blut, Eisen, und Ehre
Kaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kampf Empire

Population6.372 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI

CurrencyImperial Marck
AnimalKampfian Eagle

The Heiliger Eisenstaat of Kampf Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Ferdinand von Hohenzollern XI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.372 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,614 Imperial Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Kampf Empire after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 55,166th in the world and 1,852nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,194.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 529thMost Armed: 975thHighest Average Incomes: 1,428thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,455thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,536thMost Secular: 1,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thLargest Governments: 1,758thLargest Black Market: 1,816thMost Influential: 1,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,311thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,443rdMost Developed: 2,461stSmartest Citizens: 2,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,593rdRudest Citizens: 2,649thMost Cultured: 2,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,949thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,266thMost Inclusive: 4,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,171stLowest Crime Rates: 6,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,812thHighest Economic Output: 7,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,736thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,036thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,125th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 269th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 369th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 399th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 401st in the regionTop
Nudest: 488th in the region

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