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Most Compassionate Citizens: 274thNicest Citizens: 281stMost Inclusive: 338th
The Federal Republic of
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Juan Punchman
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Population10.129 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.129 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Kias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,356 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 1,923rd in the world and 99th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 142.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 274thNicest Citizens: 281stMost Inclusive: 338thMost Pacifist: 392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424thBest Weather: 484thMost Valuable International Artwork: 509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 622ndMost Beautiful Environments: 633rdMost Developed: 633rdMost Influential: 671stLongest Average Lifespans: 729thMost Efficient Economies: 734thHealthiest Citizens: 795thMost Cultured: 840thMost Advanced Public Education: 912thMost Rebellious Youth: 958thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,165thLargest Governments: 1,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,319thSmartest Citizens: 1,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,901stSafest: 1,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,076thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,026thHighest Average Incomes: 3,974thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,068thHighest Economic Output: 5,797thMost Secular: 7,888thMost Stationary: 8,106thTop
Nudest: 10,786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,571st
Nicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 300th in the regionNudest: 387th in the regionMost Secular: 432nd in the regionLargest Populations: 468th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 772nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 836th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 837th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Protectorate of Irunjarai.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Kanlidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Kanlidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 292 » Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Kwaj, Puczovska, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Free Culture, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Arimbia, Detrivania, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Highton Islands, and 242 others.United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Whereisthatistan, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Amauri, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Wilkshire, New Trisone, Amestris-Britannia, Fizban, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, New Pruessen, Arstungry, Ethnon, Cinnibar, Valhalla123, Votak Matim, Niradans, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Potatolandium, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Bearical, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, Partax, Warsaw-Halicz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Joodey, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Egalico, Solmetria, Dar es Saalam, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Astronomical, Frances Francis the First of France, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Yemet, Moanapo, Zokk, Ajibola, Glurponia, Orado, Zeno-sama, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Espanto, Wisconsota, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Nordic-British Union, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Rosewood-, Kranostav, Pazair, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Lendara, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Castle Federation, Palgo, Anungu, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Tachycardia, Abject Ludicrosity, Loli County, Lungha, Avemterra, Serendipita Martia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Xagill, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Freyford, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Psychotic Vegans, Methor, KhalChicken, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The World Capitalist Confederation, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, The Galactic Triumvirate, Antiyard, Olofin, Irishvan, Avastate, GreatTombOfNazarik, Westinor, Nistriabar, Varola, Zecit, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Solskjar, Hyphen, Xyrron, Aprenencia, Schnuftelland, Jovian Knights, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Californian Redwood, Mon Civia, Rescadra, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Ricebenders, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Saperisole, Zzozona, Fluffy Noodles, True Equality For All, Iztocna Slavija, The Jerichowan Country, Knitehorn, Hoglands, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Libertania Democratica, Borsukia, Timothea, La Vitica, I Like Killing people, Termathe, Planes, Daulatpur, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Montinario, Cowbridge, Terra Aquilon, Yalgora, The Havens, Memenaide, Mimia, Seanat, Victorian Atlantis, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Innocentic, Arbor Marshes, Fayyayid, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Eywaan, Gunits, Principia Mathematica, Yellops, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Alauaikk, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Lionia, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, Luniandez, Simone Republic, Energi Empire, Hopsin, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Xipher, Kenaniahistan, Kragsgale, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Feelonia, Buckhem, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, WeKnow, Illusia and Neverendia, Aeurithianar, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Cucuville, Sisang, Andexia, Maclare, and Irunjarai.

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