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Most Compassionate Citizens: 323rd Nicest Citizens: 324th Most Inclusive: 355th
The Federal Republic of
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Juan Punchman
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Population8.407 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.407 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,094 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Kanlidian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and a video of Juan Punchman wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 9,051st in the world and 219th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,406.6657664 Days.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 323rdNicest Citizens: 324thMost Inclusive: 355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 414thMost Developed: 438thLongest Average Lifespans: 524thBest Weather: 571stMost Pacifist: 622ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 624thMost Influential: 736thMost Beautiful Environments: 741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 745thHealthiest Citizens: 918thMost Advanced Public Education: 925thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,000thMost Cultured: 1,015thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,333rdLargest Governments: 1,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,483rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,581stSmartest Citizens: 1,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,781stSafest: 3,105thLowest Crime Rates: 3,814thHighest Average Incomes: 4,307thMost Efficient Economies: 5,162ndMost Secular: 6,461stHighest Economic Output: 6,744thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,768thTop
Most Stationary: 9,052ndHighest Drug Use: 12,477th
Nicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionSafest: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 219th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Secular: 329th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 472nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 479th in the regionNudest: 536th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 694th in the region

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