The Greatest Republic of Kanria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sahaka Ken with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.311 billion Kanrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanrihara Kakken. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanrian economy, worth 419 trillion Kauis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,787 Kauis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and billions of Kauis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cat Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karinoshi.

Kanria is ranked 143,083^rd in the world and 5,150^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.