The Greatest Republic of Kanria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tanya Shongwe Karsprintian with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.872 billion Kanrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanrihara Kakken. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Kauis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,664 Kauis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karinoshi.

Kanria is ranked 4,713^th in the world and 91^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,619.46 on the Societal Mobility Rating.