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Safest: 817thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,324th
The Greatest Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population5.641 billion

CapitalKanrihara Kakken
LeaderTanya Shongwe Karsprintian


The Greatest Republic of Kanria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tanya Shongwe Karsprintian with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.641 billion Kanrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanrihara Kakken. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanrian economy, worth 836 trillion Kauis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,363 Kauis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, high school bands practice by moonlight, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karinoshi.

Kanria is ranked 194,075th in the world and 7,746th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -317.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Safest: 817thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,324thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,504thBest Weather: 1,547thMost Pacifist: 1,561stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,703rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,018thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,211thNicest Citizens: 2,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,704thHealthiest Citizens: 2,983rdLargest Governments: 3,312thMost Influential: 3,316thMost Developed: 3,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,751stMost Inclusive: 3,828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,841stSmartest Citizens: 5,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,262ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,279thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,373rdMost Secular: 11,386thMost Efficient Economies: 13,065thHighest Average Incomes: 13,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,225thMost Stationary: 18,152ndHighest Economic Output: 20,340th
Safest: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 395th in the regionMost Secular: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanria was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Mays Austrian Nation.
  • : Kanria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Kanria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Kanria was endorsed by The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
  • : Kanria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Kanria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Kanria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kanria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vippertooth33".
  • : Kanria voted against the World Assembly Resolution " International Transportation Preclearance Act".
  • : Kanria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.


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