by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,943rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,130th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,137th
The Greatest Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.311 billion

CapitalKanrihara Kakken
LeaderSahaka Ken


The Greatest Republic of Kanria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sahaka Ken with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.311 billion Kanrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanrihara Kakken. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanrian economy, worth 419 trillion Kauis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,787 Kauis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and billions of Kauis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cat Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karinoshi.

Kanria is ranked 143,083rd in the world and 5,150th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Safest: 1,943rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,358thMost Pacifist: 2,418thBest Weather: 2,621stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,179thMost Influential: 3,181stLowest Crime Rates: 3,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,286thNicest Citizens: 3,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,686thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,412thMost Developed: 4,903rdMost Inclusive: 5,026thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,566thLargest Governments: 5,885thHealthiest Citizens: 6,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,615thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,796thSmartest Citizens: 9,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,055thMost Secular: 11,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,167th
Largest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 326th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Secular: 353rd in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 431st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionMost Cultured: 450th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 494th in the regionLargest Populations: 508th in the region

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