The Holy Empire of Kaputsylstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.184 billion Kaputsylstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputsylstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,679 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaputsylstan's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kaputsylstan is ranked 72,362^nd in the world and 1^st in Assembly of the Empires for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,821.24 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.