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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,364thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,823rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,915th
The Armed Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
To make Molotovs, you gotta empty the bottle first.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Karjalamme

Population646 million

CapitalRautjärvi

CurrencyKarjalanraha
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Karjalamme is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 646 million Karjalaiset hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rautjärvi. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karjalainen economy, worth 78.6 trillion Karjalanrahas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,618 Karjalanrahas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", tourists call Karjalainen beach towns "the fine coastline", and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Karjalamme's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karjalamme is ranked 29,681st in the world and 2nd in The Literary Minds for Best Weather, with 130 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,364thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,823rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,915thNicest Citizens: 8,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,941stMost Inclusive: 11,087thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,330thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,514thMost Developed: 15,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,424thMost Cultured: 19,256thSmartest Citizens: 19,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,795thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,258thHighest Average Incomes: 23,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,198thLowest Crime Rates: 24,016th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Karjalamme's influence in The Literary Minds rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Karjalamme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, tourists call Karjalainen beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Rautjärvi River.
  • : Following new legislation in Karjalamme, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Karjalamme lodged a message on the The Literary Minds Regional Message Board.
  • : Karjalamme endorsed The Democratic Republic of Edgewater Harbor.

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