Population | 15.889 billion |
Capital | Krivyzentayle |
Leader | Lord High President Charles Crappington |
Faith | the Orthodox Church of Bovine Inception |
Currency | Dactylian Quanta-Credit |
Animal | Burgundy Zombie Fairy-Screamer |
The Myriad Shining World Systems of Kasterborous Gallifrey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord High President Charles Crappington with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.889 billion Greatest Grand Dukes of All Time enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krivyzentayle. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Full Gallifreyan economy, worth a remarkable 5,274 trillion Dactylian Quanta-Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 331,943 Dactylian Quanta-Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Full Gallifreyan Moonshine", and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Kasterborous Gallifrey's national animal is the Burgundy Zombie Fairy-Screamer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Orthodox Church of Bovine Inception.
Kasterborous Gallifrey is ranked 173,076th in the world and 4th in Cyberius Confederation for Most Stationary, with 92.28224649488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Full Gallifreyan Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Kasterborous Gallifrey, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.