The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey Katgan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.983 billion Katgani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kattorze. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Katgan economy, worth 449 trillion Katmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,767 Katmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, what goes down must come up, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katganistan's national animal is the Miniature Schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katganistan is ranked 286,629^th in the world and 4^th in Kattar for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.