Population | 2.33 billion |
Capital | Dakanakordani |
Leader | The Convocation |
Currency | kiroku |
Animal | karanida |
The Neurocollective of Kathina Dakani is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Convocation with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.33 billion Dakani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakanakordani. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dakani economy, worth 354 trillion kirokus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,228 kirokus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime is totally unknown. Kathina Dakani's national animal is the karanida, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kathina Dakani is ranked 53,933rd in the world and 87th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Economic Output, with 354 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kathina Dakani's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Kathina Dakani, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
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Kathina Dakani, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in
Kathina Dakani, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
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Kathina Dakani, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
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Kathina Dakani, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
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Kathina Dakani lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
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Kathina Dakani, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
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Kathina Dakani, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
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Kathina Dakani, school history books often refer to The Convocation as "that imperialist pig dog".