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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,554thMost Primitive: 12,975th
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Population3.234 billion



The Double Crosser of Kazakistandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ballpit with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.234 billion Kazakistandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heck. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The powerhouse Kazakistandian economy, worth 272 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,353 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ballpit's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Kazakistandian Moonshine", the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakistandia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kazakistandia is ranked 43,355th in the world and 3rd in The Pacifican Banhammer for Most Developed, scoring 66.43 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,554thTop
Most Primitive: 12,975thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,684thLargest Mining Sector: 20,182nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

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