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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,685thMost Influential: 10,512thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,821st
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Colder Land, Warmer Hearts
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kelilaoria

Population541 million

CapitalNřtt Kelilaoria H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­

CurrencyInust
Animalchicken nugget

The Federation of Kelilaoria is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 541 million Kelilaorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nřtt Kelilaoria H÷fu­borgarsvŠ­i­. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kelilaorian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Inusts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,354 Inusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelilaoria's national animal is the chicken nugget, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelilaoria is ranked 86,632nd in the world and 3,535th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -34.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,685thTop
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Most Influential: 10,512thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,821stNicest Citizens: 16,631stMost Income Equality: 18,612thMost Inclusive: 20,092nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 179th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Influential: 575th in the regionNicest Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Cultured: 680th in the regionMost Inclusive: 691st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelilaoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Kelilaoria was ejected from the WA for rule violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelilaoria, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelilaoria, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Kelilaoria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Kelilaoria, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelilaoria, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelilaoria, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Kelilaoria was endorsed by The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
  • : Kelilaoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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