The Socialist Union of Kerla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jacob Randall with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.5 billion Kerlans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbott. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlan economy, worth a remarkable 6,683 trillion Thennats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 212,173 Thennats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime is totally unknown. Kerla's national animal is the Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Kerla.

Kerla is ranked 746^th in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Best Weather, with 749 meters of sunlight.