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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 707thMost Influential: 1,177thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,011th
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Keurig Machines

Population1.515 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.515 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 170 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,806 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 185,927th in the world and 7,085th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.8 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 707thMost Influential: 1,177thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,011thNicest Citizens: 4,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,062ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,393rdBest Weather: 5,782ndMost Inclusive: 6,142ndMost Pacifist: 7,165thSafest: 7,562ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,843rdMost Developed: 10,202ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,466thLowest Crime Rates: 11,977thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,415thSmartest Citizens: 12,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,191stMost Secular: 16,782ndMost Cultured: 16,822ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,208thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,366thMost Efficient Economies: 19,621stLargest Governments: 20,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,478th
Least Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 268th in the regionNicest Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 298th in the regionBest Weather: 362nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 376th in the regionMost Pacifist: 429th in the regionSafest: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 488th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 615th in the regionMost Developed: 621st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 642nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 644th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 679th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 695th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 773rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 849th in the regionMost Cultured: 872nd in the regionMost Secular: 872nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 930th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 956th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 966th in the region

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