The Silent Land of Khadah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Elections has finished with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.495 billion Khadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khetsa. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Khadahian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Khajahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,898 Khajahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', Elections has finished has just been declared ruler of Khadah in an international press conference, and Khat-Islam has been named as Khadah's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khadah's national animal is the Gold Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Khat-Islam.

Khadah is ranked 63,340^th in the world and 2,709^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.79 Kickbacks Per Hour.