The Republic of KhalChicken is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tom Baratheon with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.617 billion Baratheons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storm's End. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baratheon economy, worth 523 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,070 Gold Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, KhalChicken's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KhalChicken's national animal is the Black Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

KhalChicken is ranked 241,202^nd in the world and 9,177^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -554.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.