by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 679thRudest Citizens: 3,976th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Ours is the fury
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.091 billion

CapitalEgg Yolk


The Republic of KhalChicken is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Choox with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.091 billion Chicken Slayers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg Yolk. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient KhalChickenian economy, worth 183 trillion Nuggets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 168,227 Nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KhalChicken's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KhalChicken is ranked 197,659th in the world and 8,625th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -385.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 679thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,976thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,594thLargest Retail Industry: 7,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,370thMost Efficient Economies: 8,465thMost Developed: 9,003rdMost Cultured: 9,049thMost Secular: 9,173rdSmartest Citizens: 9,726thHighest Average Incomes: 9,996thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,886thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,323rdMost Inclusive: 12,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,781stHealthiest Citizens: 16,824thHighest Drug Use: 17,791stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,881stLargest Governments: 19,532ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,497th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 201st in the regionRudest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 298th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 458th in the regionMost Cultured: 465th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 477th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 479th in the regionMost Secular: 501st in the regionMost Developed: 541st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 633rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 634th in the regionMost Inclusive: 738th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 741st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 746th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 766th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 810th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 824th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 876th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : KhalChicken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : KhalChicken was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of East Akra.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : KhalChicken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 293 » Prydania, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Shibutani, Empy, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Joodey, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Siwale, Eraver, East Supple Lund, Fel Imass, Tachycardia, Clan Spaniel, Pleroma Sans Romans, Newpromisedland, Fendlium, Gilakistan, Unsophisticate, Dakota Territories, Marmiedon, South Almyra, Fascist Democracy, Misthas, Alice Gardens, Abject Ludicrosity, Cape Flower, AAA Provisional Empire, Arimbia, Free Culture, The Sinclarian Provinces, Kappacon, The Real Ram Ranch, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Noahs Second Country, Clan Barrnary, Partax, United Federation of Technocrats, Chukstik Illahi, Asgardira, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Pallaith, Immenium, Advancia-Sizzletown, and 243 others.Holy Oranz, Ihese, PotatoFarmers, Aeurithianar, Yokciq Empire, Centromuria, SORT, Zecit, Western Vapia, Omnistria, Cors Evia, Manticore utopia, Anungu, Terban Kedah, Central Ryal, Zokk, New Lakemba, Azzarel, Preble, Great Bights Mum, Loli County, Minuda, Eschatosia, McMasterdonia, Olofin, Dreadton, Drutopia Insomnia, Dar es Saalam, Rad Lads, Freyford, Vesuva, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Volstokn, Itallitopia, Koda-Land, Jovian Knights, Moose repupblic, Votak Matim, David Davidson, Sundred, The Rhein States, Vincone Cae, Townbolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Detrivania, Rhelmwych, Miamington, Solmetria, Napnomadia, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Serendipita Martia, Phoronu, Valentine Z, White Dads United, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Nationeer, North Bratislava, Ataraxia Somnia, Seenvorland, States of Asra, French Bananastan, United Kahndaq, Vauquelin, Loutsland, Pazair, Newam, Fredericksborg, LostLegion, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Wineclaw, Sunto, Glurponia, Logovets, Sea Ghost, Praeceps, Austral States of America, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, New Pruessen, Frances Francis the First of France, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, Choistan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zumlandia, New Jamgra, The Stratosphere Islands, Runeda, Daiz, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Psychotic Vegans, Dabarastan, Khoik, Valhalla123, Malta Comino Gozo, Aetulia, Abonland, Aeolist, Selfgradatude, Crader, Diodone, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Sil Dorsett, Woodsend, Plangainer, Shadowrik, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Nisastria, Kranostav, MiaryBhalzhack, Antiyard, New Octicarg, Westinor, Nistriabar, The Iron Lions, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Hyphen, Godwanna, North Novkia, Ing Comashki, Lemonbiscuits, Amblegreserland, Orado, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Iceria, Avastate, Wolvenland, Dicko, Aingard, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Kingdom Of Manaf, Xyrron, Wit Noreis, Schnuftelland, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Fizban, Trance Empire, Zeternia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Oceanialia, Frostcell, The Greylands, Sikol, Saperisole, Timothea, Ver Testua, Zzozona, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Maynilan, Dangine, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Yalgora, Smesh, Ihsan, Sevinland, Seanat, Simone Republic, Innocentic, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Eywaan, Kahlo, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Pokemanland, Animu Place, Arlens Apartment, The Noviosyus, Kragsgale, Xipher, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Buckhem, Cosamaloapan, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Ultra777, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Sisang, Therizia, Harjad, Solcius, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Cretox State, Morover, Shizzy, Comfed, Nuevo Navarre, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Rozarus, Tringapore, and East Akra.