The United States of Kianhua is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Min Li-Kuang with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.583 billion Kianese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feitang. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kianhuan economy, worth 208 trillion Yeuns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,183 Yeuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kianhua's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangelical Christianity.

Kianhua is ranked 65,456^th in the world and 2,193^rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,043.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.