The Poblacht Cónaidhme of Kilkire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Stephen Brugha with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.769 billion Kilkireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cill-Airne. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilkirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion Punt Éireannaches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,405 Punt Éireannaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime is totally unknown. Kilkire's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kilkire is ranked 3,456^th in the world and 109^th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 363 Meters Of Sunlight.