The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.304 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 15,755 trillion Columbuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 363,836 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Fraternia Times is sold out, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kilobugya, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kilobugya is ranked 344,988th in the world and 4th in Democratic Communist States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Kilobugya, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
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Kilobugya, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
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Kilobugya, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kilobugya.
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Kilobugya, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Fraternia Times is sold out.
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Kilobugya, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
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Kilobugya, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
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Kilobugya, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
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Kilobugya, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
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Kilobugya, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
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Kilobugya, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.