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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 331stMost Stationary: 1,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,143rd
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Hail Gaunab
Influence
Powerbroker
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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King Gaunab

Population27.56 billion

CapitalHel
Leaderthe Gaunab family
FaithAlchemy

CurrencyCog
AnimalVrahok

The Dictatorship of King Gaunab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Gaunab family with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.56 billion Hellings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,839 trillion Cogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,597 Cogs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,607,139 per year while the poor average 2,066, a ratio of 777 to 1.

Disputed territories across Zamonia are being claimed by Hellish college students, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Gaunab's national animal is the Vrahok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alchemy.

King Gaunab is ranked 1,105th in the world and 1st in Zamonia for Most Stationary, with 4,602.7053876 days.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 331stMost Stationary: 1,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,488thFattest Citizens: 2,041stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,202ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,667thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,434thHighest Economic Output: 3,493rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,823rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,868thLargest Mining Sector: 4,792ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,903rdLargest Populations: 5,805thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,106thMost Influential: 10,373rdMost Armed: 12,753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,668thLargest Retail Industry: 13,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,905thMost Devout: 14,544thHighest Average Incomes: 14,630thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,860thMost Pro-Market: 26,373rdLargest Black Market: 28,774th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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