Population | 27.56 billion |
Capital | Hel |
Leader | the Gaunab family |
Faith | Alchemy |
Currency | Cog |
Animal | Vrahok |
The Dictatorship of King Gaunab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Gaunab family with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.56 billion Hellings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,839 trillion Cogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,597 Cogs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,607,139 per year while the poor average 2,066, a ratio of 777 to 1.
Disputed territories across Zamonia are being claimed by Hellish college students, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Gaunab's national animal is the Vrahok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alchemy.
King Gaunab is ranked 1,105th in the world and 1st in Zamonia for Most Stationary, with 4,602.7053876 days.
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- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : King Gaunab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.