by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,782ndMost Inclusive: 5,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,342nd
The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of
Democratic Socialists
De iustitia et libertas Pikachu
King James II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kingdom of Englands

Population2.476 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderKing James II


The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King James II with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.476 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 410 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,751 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 66,313th in the world and 78th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.6 Bank.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,782ndMost Inclusive: 5,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,039thMost Cultured: 7,287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,496thNicest Citizens: 9,795thMost Developed: 10,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,051stHighest Average Incomes: 11,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,647thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,466thLargest Governments: 13,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,556thMost Devout: 15,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,036thHealthiest Citizens: 17,359thLargest Black Market: 17,466thMost Efficient Economies: 17,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,531stMost Influential: 20,114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,064th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the region

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