The Kingdom of Kingdom of KHATTAB is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.328 billion Kingdom of KHATTABians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of KHATTABian economy, worth 191 trillion Kh dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,989 Kh dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Kingdom of KHATTABian Embarrassments, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of KHATTAB's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of KHATTAB is ranked 7,978^th in the world and 392^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,036.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.