The Dream Land of Kirby0508 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kirby with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.981 billion Kiryans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The powerhouse Kiryan economy, worth 168 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,906 Stars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,013 per year while the poor average 5,195, a ratio of 106 to 1.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, belief that Kirby is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kirby0508's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirby0508 is ranked 151,479^th in the world and 3,655^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,284.45 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.