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Least Corrupt Governments: 351stMost Advanced Public Education: 460thLargest Welfare Programs: 508th
The Democratic Socialist State of
Left-wing Utopia
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Vice President of Northern Utopia
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Kjanu

Population5.702 billion

CapitalNeo Neo Neo Jhanthu
LeaderPresident Karugama Mayumi

CurrencyRias
AnimalCanary

The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Karugama Mayumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.702 billion Kjanuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth 999 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,261 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 183,539th in the world and 82nd in Northern Utopia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -36.33 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 351stMost Advanced Public Education: 460thLargest Welfare Programs: 508thMost Pacifist: 527thMost Compassionate Citizens: 570thNicest Citizens: 631stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 654thMost Inclusive: 709thMost Beautiful Environments: 836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 840thBest Weather: 922ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,010thSafest: 1,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,288thMost Developed: 1,314thSmartest Citizens: 1,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,790thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,106thLargest Governments: 2,251stMost Cultured: 2,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,006thMost Influential: 3,258thMost Secular: 3,949thLowest Crime Rates: 4,062ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,678thHighest Drug Use: 8,618thNudest: 8,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,939thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,489thMost Efficient Economies: 10,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,957thMost Politically Free: 13,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,367thHighest Economic Output: 16,188thMost Stationary: 16,692ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,161st
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kjanu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : The Indivisible Republic of Grenopia appointed Kjanu as Vice President of Northern Utopia with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Northern Utopia.
  • : Kjanu lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Grenopia, The Soviet state of Svalbard, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Latin Tigers, and AusValia.

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