Population | 37.981 billion |
Capital | Blutwurst |
Leader | fairy king amne |
Faith | obedience |
Currency | golden Klops |
Animal | Schnitzeltier |
The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.981 billion worthless Klopswurstians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 7,560 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,069 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.
Klopswurst is ranked 114,980th in the world and 76th in International Democratic Union for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Dead.
- : Klopswurst was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Republic of Sunemia, curing 14 million infected.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.