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Largest Black Market: 345thMost Rebellious Youth: 437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 487th
The Suppressed squirrels of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Screw you guys i'm going home
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Klopswurst

Population37.981 billion

CapitalBlutwurst
Leaderfairy king amne
Faithobedience

Currencygolden Klops
AnimalSchnitzeltier

The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fairy king amne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.981 billion worthless Klopswurstians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blutwurst. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klopswurstian economy, worth a remarkable 7,560 trillion golden Klops a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,069 golden Klops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Klopswurst's national animal is the Schnitzeltier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is obedience.

Klopswurst is ranked 114,980th in the world and 76th in International Democratic Union for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 345thMost Rebellious Youth: 437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 487thHighest Crime Rates: 950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,390thMost Avoided: 1,403rdHighest Economic Output: 1,551stLargest Populations: 1,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,630thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,781stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,616thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,705thMost Armed: 5,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,582ndFattest Citizens: 5,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,230thMost Stationary: 7,447thMost Developed: 8,689thSmartest Citizens: 8,758thMost Inclusive: 8,865thHighest Average Incomes: 10,187thMost Secular: 10,797thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,309thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,090thHighest Food Quality: 16,673rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,746thMost Influential: 17,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,945thLargest Governments: 19,128thMost Income Equality: 21,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 29,940thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,364th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, Fairy king amne's Twitcher account is typically used to share Schnitzeltier memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Klopswurst was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Dead.
  • : Klopswurst was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Republic of Sunemia, curing 14 million infected.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Klopswurst, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.

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