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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,377thMost Influential: 2,463rdNudest: 8,096th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ich spreche für die deutsche Politik. GANZER HITLER
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population885 million

LeaderAdolf Hitlarm

AnimalGiant Blue Winged Rat

The Holy Empire of Knowmare is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Hitlarm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 885 million Knowmareans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knowmarn. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The all-consuming Knowmarean economy, worth 81.6 trillion Dollaruskis a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,226 Dollaruskis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The incidence of wrist sprains is falling, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Knowmare flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the endangered saltwater humpback Giant Blue Winged Rat is only seen in captivity programs, and Adolf Hitlarm has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Knowmare's national animal is the Giant Blue Winged Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Knowmare is ranked 212,480th in the world and 7,929th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -143.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,377thTop
Most Influential: 2,463rdNudest: 8,096thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,063rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,864thMost Devout: 11,351stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,875thMost Avoided: 17,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,944th
Nudest: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 343rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 451st in the regionMost Devout: 467th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 703rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 716th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 839th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 849th in the regionMost Influential: 850th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 911th in the regionMost Armed: 922nd in the region

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