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Most Secular: 1,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,854th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
The First, The Last, The Eternal
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kochevnia

Population5.989 billion

CapitalTovetsk

CurrencyKara
AnimalReindeer

The Nomadic Peoples of Kochevnia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.989 billion Kochevnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovetsk. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kochevnian economy, worth 728 trillion Karas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,692 Karas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Kochevnian Values' advise against being proud of Kochevnia, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. Kochevnia's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kochevnia is ranked 44,021st in the world and 24th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 1,002.19340720692 days.

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Most Secular: 1,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,027thMost Influential: 2,132ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,716thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,341stMost Pacifist: 3,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,943rdBest Weather: 4,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,382ndMost Inclusive: 4,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,722ndNicest Citizens: 4,786thHighest Food Quality: 5,805thSafest: 6,117thRudest Citizens: 6,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,071stMost Developed: 7,286thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,650thHealthiest Citizens: 9,900thSmartest Citizens: 10,038thMost Cultured: 10,673rdLargest Governments: 10,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,819thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,410thNudest: 18,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,588thMost Efficient Economies: 29,661st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Kochevnia's influence in Thaecia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Kochevnia was endorsed by The Dominion of Red Oazis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, posters on 'Kochevnian Values' advise against being proud of Kochevnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Kochevnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, morality classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, the official Kochevnian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.

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